I've heard a few of these (and seen variants of the thread). Most are pretty good.
One of my favorite things about writing plays to be performed at science fiction conventions is that people will get my jokes. Here's one of my favorites:
"Let a smile be your umbrella, but let a simile be like a bumbershoot." ("When the Chips Are Down", 1983, I think.)
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Date: 2013-06-30 07:25 pm (UTC)One of my favorite things about writing plays to be performed at science fiction conventions is that people will get my jokes. Here's one of my favorites:
"Let a smile be your umbrella, but let a simile be like a bumbershoot." ("When the Chips Are Down", 1983, I think.)