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calimac ([personal profile] calimac) wrote2007-09-07 10:29 pm

you can't get what you want

Consider the humble tortilla chip. Supermarkets are awash in tortilla chips. One market located in a former bowling alley near my home has an aisle of tortilla chips, potato chips, and pretzels that's so long it contains more shelf space than many whole markets.

You can buy tortilla chips in many exotic flavors, up to and including habanero (which I tried once, and once was enough). You can buy white corn, yellow corn, or blue corn tortilla chips. You can buy multigrain tortilla chips. You can buy organic tortilla chips. You can buy flour tortilla chips. You can buy thin tortilla chips or crispy tortilla chips. You can buy round tortilla chips, strip tortilla chips, or triangular tortilla chips. You can buy scoop-shaped tortilla chips or mini tortilla chips. You can buy low-fat tortilla chips. You can even buy kosher tortilla chips.

The one thing you can no longer buy, at least in my neighborhood, is unsalted tortilla chips. One of the local markets used to carry them, but now none of them do, even the one with the giant aisle. Fortunately I did find a brand with only 45 mg/oz of sodium, about a third of the average, but still ...

[identity profile] wild-irises.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
If you can find unsalted tortillas, tortilla chips are super-easy to make.

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't consider anything involving deep frying to be easy to make. I suppose one could bake them, but I don't like the taste so much.

[identity profile] k6rfm.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to deep fry to make tortilla chips, all you need is a eighth of an inch or so of oil. I use a small skillet and only do 4 or 5 pieces (1/8th of a tortilla) at a time. It still spatters a bit, and draining is annoying as with any fried thing. (Tongs are necessary to hold the finished chip over the pan for initial dripping; but trying to speed this up by shaking off the excess is a bad idea.)

Trader Joe's pretty reliably has unsalted chips, but I don't know if there's one by you. Note as with almost everything at TJ's it's only "pretty reliably" so making a special trip is a losing proposition.

We actually made tortillas the other day; hadn't tried in years since previous attempts were so much trouble. What we did this time was make the dough very dry -- adding water literally drop by drop until the dough would just hang together; made very small tortillas, only about 3 inches across; and used leftover plastic bags above and below when "rolling" the tortillas out (really just pressing with the flat bottom of a pan.) Only problem is two people can eat them as fast as they are made.

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It still spatters a bit, and draining is annoying as with any fried thing.

Yeah, that's the problem with deep, or even not so deep, frying. But thanks to you and Deb for the advice.

[identity profile] sartorias.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my prob at well. I love tortilla chips, and good potato chips, but not with chemical flavorings and smothered in salt. Finding them very lightly salted seems impossible.

As well, I don't need to be eating that stuff. At my age, the poundage she doth add faster than she melteth.

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The goal here was to find the traditional edible utensil for one of our traditional meals, Refried Beans With Added Stuff. Refried beans: not very high carb by our standards, very high fiber, therefore good.

[identity profile] sartorias.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true--and that is one of my favorite meals. (though I cannot resist crumbled cheese on top.)

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We have little to worry about there: cheese has no carbs. A mildish cheddar is our cheese of choice for this meal.

[identity profile] barondave.livejournal.com 2007-09-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The inventor of the tortilla chip died recently (as in 'this year'). I'm with you on the Unsalted-ness of the best ones. You can occasionally find them around here, but mostly they're used as a Salt-and-Salsa Delivery System, good for selling drinks and keeping people sated until the overpriced Chimichungas arrive.