eight-step procedure
1. Cat jumps up on desk.
2. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
3. Cat jumps up on desk.
4. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
5. Cat jumps up on desk.
6. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
7. Cat jumps up on desk.
8. Pick up cat, get up from chair, carry cat out of room, place in hallway. Close and latch door.
2. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
3. Cat jumps up on desk.
4. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
5. Cat jumps up on desk.
6. Pick up cat, place back on floor.
7. Cat jumps up on desk.
8. Pick up cat, get up from chair, carry cat out of room, place in hallway. Close and latch door.
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10. Cat gives up and walks away, howling at the top of his lungs.