Have you seen this video clip (from this year's Golden Globes) example of making up stories based solely on titles?

Of course, that was deliberately bad, and I'm sure you did a fine job with Peer Gynt, better than Ibsen's original (as if that'd be difficult). I'd love to read it if you wrote it up and sold it. Another useful service would be to provide a better story for Khachaturian's Gayne, an awesomely mawkish Socialist Realist ballet about heroic Stakhanovites and evil deviationists on a collective farm, but it's got this great music ...