calimac: (puzzle)
calimac ([personal profile] calimac) wrote2009-04-21 04:13 pm

an answer I require

When I was a child, I would ask my mother questions about things I did not understand. Now, sometimes she asks me questions. Today, for instance, over lunch, she pointed to a newspaper article on Oracle's acquisition of Sun and said, "There's a question I've long wondered and have never gotten an answer to. What exactly is it that Oracle produces?"

Wow. That was a stumper. I chewed my sandwich and thought for a while. Then I realized there is one thing Oracle is known for producing. "A flamboyant CEO."

"Seriously," I added, "I think it's something to do with databases. I don't know exactly what it is that Sun produces either, except that whatever it is, they also produce a lot of technical documentation in support of it, since I know people whose job it is to write that."

Yeah, I know I could go look all this stuff up, though it wasn't so easy to do so over lunch, and there is nothing in this world so optimistic as a Wikipedia author's assumption of a lay readership's grasp of a technical subject.

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know what databases are. I've even used database programs before I started keeping my databases in Excel. It's just that neither of us were sure what Oracle did, and the articles on it were not forthcoming.

It's a little like not being able to name any compositions by Thomas Arne doesn't mean you've never heard of "Rule Britannia."

[identity profile] irontongue.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay - misled by your comment about the technical info in Wikipedia.

[identity profile] kalimac.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
General comment based on past experience. Didn't try looking up "relational database".