At least we're honest in our name. As you know, Bob, our sections are not what you would expect in a professional (or any normal) orchestra either. We typically have a flock of flutes and a cavalcade of cellos. I've counted 11 flutes and 14 cellos at one session. And 4 second violins. The oboist who gives the A for tuning gives the shakiest A I've ever heard, but it's all good fun.